OK, so shoot me, it's been a while since I ranted...

I just want to declare my current state of disgust over the fake people in the world (blog-world mostly)...
What I appreciate MOST about my readers (the handful that will admit they read my posts), is that they have no fear in telling it like it is, shooting it straight, being real. There's no weird little chicklet here that posts shit using words like: sweetie, honey, sugar, baby, darlin', or any of that other spurious sugary bullshit. AND for that, I THANK you guys and gals.
This phoney crap is enough to make me want to puke on a regular basis, it makes me want to drive my damn truck into a friggin big ass tree.
I appreciate the fact that I am a woman who is prone to being imperfect, I can't walk on water, hell, I can't even swim... so when I come across OVER AND FRIGGIN OVER these chicks who for the most part are declaring feats of superhuman power, I get a big black rage going...
Quit being so goddamn fake, we don't care if you're perfect, we don't care if you're not... WE'D probably like you better to know you AREN'T so great sometimes.
But, please PLEASE whatever you do - QUIT with the fucking syrupy shit you are spreading all over your comments. Tell it straight. No one wants a Betty Crocker comment all of the time, nor do they deserve being EVER subjected to one.
You're silly bullshit is going to make me have to quit reading comments altogether, which is one of my favorite obsessions - so that would suck... I would have to change my links, move to another state and start over. ALL because of you... lmao.
Whew... damn, I almost feel better now.

So, just for anyone confused, here is a list of all of the bloggers I either LOVE, or am in LOVE with, oh, wait... ok, maybe WAS ever in love with... how about that Mr. Man? heehee
Kelli, Scott, Mat, Barry, Fred, Joe, Razor, Ken, Chris, Jeff, and Liz, (oh, and Robert and Gary; even though I don't think they've ever been to my blog).

I just needed to get that out. Thanks for being unwilling victims.

For anyone who wants to EVER leave a shitty sweet comment on my blog, this is for you:

(in other words, don't bother leaving one, eh!)